ABOUT ME

The first story I ever wrote was called "Old Man McDowell." It featured rats, a ghost, and a child with astounding muscles, strong enough to carry a pine coffin down to a riverbank all by herself.

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Dark comedy really turns my crank and nothing gets me going like a loser trying to accomplish something. I love writing weird, funny, and occasionally obnoxious female characters. Horror has a special place in my heart, especially that which deals in ghosts, demons, sinners, and shitbags finally getting their comeuppance.

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More stories at https://medium.com/@hilahjohnson 

Cookbooks at https://hilahcooking.com/my-books/